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  RANDOM FARTER v1.00
  Plays Random Fart Sounds When They Least Expect It
  Copyright (c) 2026 RJL Software, Inc.
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  License:  Freeware (free for personal and commercial use)
  Website:  https://rjlpranks.com/pranks/random_farter/
  Platform: Windows (95 through 11, Server 2003/2008)


DESCRIPTION
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  Random Farter is a hidden program that plays gross fart sounds at random
  intervals approximately every minute. The program automatically maximizes
  the system volume to ensure everyone nearby can hear it. There is no
  visible window or taskbar entry -- the victim has no idea where the sounds
  are coming from.

  The program runs completely hidden with no visible window or system tray
  icon.


HOW TO USE
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  1. Copy farter.zip to the victim's computer
  2. Extract the EXE from the zip
  3. Run the EXE -- it vanishes immediately and starts its timer
  4. Wait for the first sound and watch the confusion


HOW TO CLOSE
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  Move the mouse cursor to the TOP LEFT corner of the screen. An about box
  will display, then the program exits.


SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
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  Windows:         95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8/8.1, 10, 11
  Windows Server:  2003, 2008
  Dependencies:    None
  Audio:           Sound card or speakers required


PORTABLE
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  - No installation required -- runs directly from the EXE
  - No registry changes
  - No admin rights needed to run
  - Runs from USB drives
  - Delete the file to uninstall -- nothing left behind


ANTIVIRUS NOTE
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  Some antivirus programs may flag this file as potentially unwanted because
  it runs hidden and modifies system volume. This is a false positive. The
  program is safe and does not contain malware, spyware, or any malicious
  code. It can be closed at any time by moving the mouse to the top left
  corner of the screen.


UNINSTALL
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  Delete the program file. No registry entries, temp files, or system files
  to clean up.


VERSION HISTORY
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  v1.00 - Initial release
    - Plays random fart sounds approximately every minute
    - Auto-maximizes system volume
    - Runs completely hidden
    - Closes when mouse reaches top left corner


SUPPORT
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  Product Page:  https://rjlpranks.com/pranks/random_farter/
  Contact:       https://rjlsoftware.com/contact.html
  All Pranks:    https://rjlpranks.com/
  All Software:  https://rjlsoftware.com/software.html


LICENSE AND DISCLAIMER
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  Freeware -- free for personal and commercial use. No license key,
  no trial period, no feature restrictions.

  If you find it useful, consider making a donation:
  https://rjlsoftware.com/donate/?random_farter

  RJL Software, Inc. provides this software "as is" without warranty of any
  kind, express or implied, including but not limited to the warranties of
  merchantability or fitness for a particular purpose. In no event shall
  RJL Software, Inc. be liable for any damages arising from the use of this
  software. This software may be freely distributed for personal or commercial
  use provided it is not sold, modified, or bundled with commercial products
  without written consent from RJL Software, Inc.


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  (c) 2026 RJL Software, Inc. -- https://rjlpranks.com -- https://rjlsoftware.com -- All Rights Reserved
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